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A person male or female, with zero common sense!!
Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!
God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!
A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?
Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!
Sick bro!
A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.
Well, there's the amber lamps.
When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.
Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.
An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.
Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!
Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!
How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp