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A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.
My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.
"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
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1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
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Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
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one who places the tongue upon shit
the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste
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One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.
"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."
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