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An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.
My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.
A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.
The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.
SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells
"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"
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one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!
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Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.
That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.
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