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Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.
Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!
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A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.
"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"
"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"
"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"
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sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation
I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...
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An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.
im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.
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Wanking while listening to dubstep, preferably while watching porn.
1. Hey are you listening to dubstep? yeh I'm having a dubstep wank now piss off.
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When you shout your Mum and then begin wanking.
The idea is you bolt your load before she opens the door.
"Mum"
"Yeah"
"come here"
(begin pressure wanking)
(Bolts load)
(door opens)
"Yes?"
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An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.
"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"
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