i want to get railed

touch starved? me too

I want to get railed so bad but I'm really sad

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I want this because of reasons

A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."

Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!

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when she wants the welp

a phrase that only the chadliest of chads utter, signifies that a female wants the famous youtuber yuvithedude

"When she wants the WELP!" - Chad
"damn! that guy is so cool" - bob
"i wanna date him so bad now" - woman
"ngl I kinda want the welp now" - monkey

when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place

Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend

I know you want to

Used as a sarcastic response to someone saying "Fuck you"

Rando: Fuck you!
Me: I know you want to.

Rando: 😤

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

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do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

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