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1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.
Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?
(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral
Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.
A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.
The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.