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wife beater

Wife beater is a nickname for "Stella" a popular lager/beer in the UK. It got the nickname wife beater because of the ammount of wife beating that went on after drinking several cans/pints

Pass me another Wife beater man

by sayles April 2, 2005

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Africanized wife

An ordinary wife, who through years of marital evolution, that has evolved from a loving "do anything for ya" person to become easily agitatied and can be provoked to attack the unfortunate spouse (usually a combination or verbal and mental attacks) without provocation, often times marked with an overkill tone of superiority.

I overheard the beatdown Geoff got from his wife the other night over some petty shit. Seems she turned into an Africanized wife; cause four years ago I would have overheard how he was banging her after a light scuffle.

by amanscorned October 20, 2009

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wife-faction

The amount of good (or bad) will your spouse currently bears toward your excessive gaming - especially in MMOs.

Originally coined by Omage on the Permafrost server in EQ2.

"Gotta go work on my wife-faction (i.e., empty the dishwasher), so I can raid this evening."

by DizzyGee September 25, 2007

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mascot wife

an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.

He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.

by HipNanny March 22, 2011

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wife-in-law

The relationship that exists between a divorced woman and her ex-husband's new wife.

I am giving my receipe for King Ranch Chicken to my new wife-in-law, but I think I shall leave out the 2 teaspoons of Strychnine.

by Jessica Martens August 20, 2005

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Boot Wife

A wife of a military personnel who acts in an obnoxious manner by "wearing her husband's rank" and literally wearing her husband's dog tags everywhere. They bitch will bitch until they can't breath about the small things that happen in the military, "Poor me, my husband is deployed; Wah, we didn't get to eat dinner together because the chief of command kept him an hour late!"

You can usually spot a Boot Wife driving around with stickers on her car call that read something like: "Half of my heart is in Iraq" or "Military Spouse, hardest job in the military."

Did you see that dumb-ass Boot Wife at the commissary without shoes on?

Look at the self portrait that this Boot Wife took of herself wearing her husband's uniform and dog-togs... How cool.

by Boot Wife September 3, 2011

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whole wife

Whole Wife basically means wife but 10x times better because it's a whole one. It's not just any regular girl, this girl is like the finest most good looking thing you've ever seen.

My girlfriend is a whole wife!

by Weirder than Weird December 21, 2017

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