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Like a soccer mom but with school, she makes sure her elementary school kids get strait A's by any means. Her ideas are the best, and her gluten-free, dairy-free, organic 'brownies' and SO much better than Helen's
"How in the world did Billy pass his test?"
"His moms a PTA mom, the teacher couldn't afford to not pass him."
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Suburban mother with 2.3 kids with hollow disciplines and automaton husbands with slowly diminishing spirits. Typically Caucasian. Their cabals are usually averted to music unfamiliar to that of their youth.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
Soccer mom, ballet mom.
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1. A novelty political demographic denoting white middle and upper-middle class suburban American mothers of the post-baby boom generation.
2. Women of said generation who for the most part rejected the female liberationist politik of the 70's and instead chose to define themselves through the role of homemaker and caregiver in the contemporary American family. Is differentiated from the more stereotypical "June Cleaver" of the Eisenhower-era nuclear family, however, in that "soccer moms" are as likely to be married as divorced, and generally have more progressive views on women's lib issues like abortion rights, etc. The term "soccer mom" references the role that these women have expanded on as homemakers, that of organizer and supporter of their children's athletic recreation, most significantly in their endorsement of their daughters onto traditionally male-dominated sport. Nevertheless, "soccer moms" cannot be adequately represented as being part of either a progressive or reactionary socioeconomic scheme; rather, they are something of a necessary evil of the post-industrial bourgeoisie, providing no real solutions for the problems that face contemporary life.
Soccer moms are disliked by the American right because they think they voted for Clinton, and disliked by the American left because they think they voted for Bush.
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That fabulous person that is one of the people attending the con with you and they bring you snacks, water, etc. and just generally are great. They are lit.
Friend: Yo imma bring snacks and water to this con for all of you
Friend #2: oh nice we have a con mom
moms that LOVE to start drama & talk shit to each other. have a high paying job so their kids think they’re rich & the shit. they hate everyone that doesn’t have an economy kid.
omg marissa, your mom is such an economy mom.
Someone who takes something that their kids do and find what the kids learn it from and attack the source. See Bitch
WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Uhh Cartman
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Big 'ol fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
Bobby's mom is the most enthusiastic, up-against-the-wall MILF seen yet. She's defined as the world's only high-capacity sperm receptacle. If you see her in the distance, approach with caution. Once she has her gaze on you, you are "finished".
Dude 1: Did you hear? Bobby's Mom is in town and she's at the Whole Foods!
Dude 2: Noice! I bet you she'll be in aisle 13, cause that's where all the snacks are at.