Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique
A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”
Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”
When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'
Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'
A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.
NEVER RUN!!!
Anddddd we lost.
When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?
Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?
Head Santa - Well you would!