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The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.
-Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building
Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building!
Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!!
Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!!
-Ex 2-
Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday.
Person 2: Come ON man!
Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!
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Sally- I think that...
Me-sally your opinion is non existent sis
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The most INFAMOUS definition of the commonly used word up (↑).
Means shove it up your ass or worse, using only innocent words - it is EQUIVALENT to fuck you!
If you are not using this as an insult, you are a stupid fucking idiot who cannot even count! Hahahahahaha!
Julia, unfortunately explained, "I am sorry, but you have not been selected to the Elite Community. I hope you can try next year..."
Yaha shouted, "UP YOURS! YOU MUSTHERFUCKING ILLEGITIMATE COCKWANKING HEAP OF ABOMINABLE DOGSHIT - YOUR WORDS ARE FUCKING STUPID"
Yaha used it correctly, and insulted her
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the answer to all lifes questions and queries.
you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom
you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom
you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom
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It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.
When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.
It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU
(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)
A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face
A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.
A: go to bed B
B: no your face
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You and your hemorrhoids:
Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition
You and your sluts:
Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!
You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.
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These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.
Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.
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