A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.
"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"
Requesting people to add you
become friend in zoo world game.
K: feel free to add me as a zoo keeper or if you want another zoo to visit.
V: zoo me in!
A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.
I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.
A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.
"Don't look at me with that Ross Park Zoo Stare"
Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.
San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
It's an aquarium.
Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?