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I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

i dont feel so good

AJ IM DOING THIS FOR YOU R U HAPPY I HAD TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND EVERYTHING

when aj says I dont feel so good i know that she is either really happy or realy sad

by litty kittty November 27, 2018

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good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 April 8, 2018

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like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 14, 2022


I’m feeling good, let’s say.

Is this an OMORI reference orrrrr
The start of the song “Pale Machine” by “Bo En” that is sometimes used in media, most commonly media relating to OMORI

I’m feeling good, let’s say. My emptiness has gone away I just woke up today. eat my corny flakes for you.

by Silly lil fella August 10, 2023


how is megan so good at singing

she isn’t

“how is megan so good at singing”

no she is not HAHA

by lizzie brown May 8, 2021


Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

by HermosaBeach March 9, 2011


New Good Windows Boy Humour

confusing and funny memes made by a big dingus

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: new good windows boy humour
Guy 1: who tf is he?
Guy 2: THATS IT U DONT KNO FUNNI DINGUS, IM TELLING YOU THE EWANDOGGIE LORE
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022