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AJ IM DOING THIS FOR YOU R U HAPPY I HAD TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND EVERYTHING
when aj says I dont feel so good i know that she is either really happy or realy sad
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When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while
Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
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Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
Is this an OMORI reference orrrrr
The start of the song “Pale Machine” by “Bo En” that is sometimes used in media, most commonly media relating to OMORI
I’m feeling good, let’s say. My emptiness has gone away I just woke up today. eat my corny flakes for you.
she isn’t
“how is megan so good at singing”
no she is not HAHA
When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.
The school sent the note home to be proactive.
It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"
Anal with an oral finish! ATM
Term used when you are about to turn into ash with a mid aged billionare near by.
"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good..." *turns into ash *