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To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
Lick a womans vagina while she's on her period
Last night I Mexican Lipsticked with my girl
Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money
The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.
My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.
When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.
When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.
Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"
crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb
since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping