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The "Mallows Effect"

the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...

"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""

by I live in far far away land :P June 11, 2009


The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023


effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.

1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".

by atng July 18, 2022


The kizza effect

When one man gets absolutely terrored in a party and tells a shit joke back which then causes the whole human race to become less funny.

Absolute henchman = ur dads blind
Kizza = shutup bro you stink
Human race = ah ffs he has gave us the kizza effect

by Kizzas dad (Clayton) January 30, 2021


Pac Effect

When a piece of media is popular and widely liked, but fails to ever be someone's favorite.

"Pacman is such a Pac Effect game. I've never heard anyone call it their favorite game."

by DragonCatalyst April 11, 2024


The Appledew Effect

An effect that is present in many public relations campaigns involving polls or contests. The public, if presented with one, will vote for an option that is out of the ordinary or generally weird. This was seen in the Dub The Dew contest where the most voted option for the new Mtn Dew flavor name was "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong."

Boston Dynamics' newest robot being named Fuckbot59 is likely due to the Appledew Effect

by Echold2006 April 26, 2023


The Cyz Effect

The "Cyz" or "Cyzira" effect refers to a phenomenon where a person suddenly and unexpectedly disappears during an online activity, such as a Discord call or a match lobby in a multiplayer game. This leaves the remaining participants waiting and wondering, "Where is Cyz?" This term is used to describe situations where someone's abrupt absence causes confusion or delays, often disrupting the flow of the ongoing activity.

1. "We were all set to start the raid, but then the Cyz Effect hit us as Ash disappeared from the voice chat."
2. "We were having a great conversation, but it was interrupted by the Cyz Effect when Yikes went offline without any notice."
3. "In the middle of our strategy discussion, we got hit by the Cyz Effect as Lake suddenly dropped from the call."
4. "The match lobby was ready, but the Cyz Effect occurred when Wellsy vanished, leaving us all confused."
5. "Just when we were about to start, the Cyz Effect struck and Wolfy was nowhere to be found."

by PsudoScienceIsBae July 28, 2024