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Jocko taco

The best taco in the world. I love you summer

Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?

by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023


Taco Bell wine

Wine sold at Taco Bell.

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020


Taco Bell whore

A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.

Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!

by jim24144 October 3, 2022


baka taco

A baka taco is a beautiful but stupid man who is crunchy and sweet. With a Baka Taco you can cuddle. Baka tacos are great.

When your friend is like this you can call him "baka taco" , "baka taco how are u?"

by Pmlhtpp February 25, 2017


Taco Bell Flintlock

It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.

Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.

by DocNova August 18, 2024


Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018


Gas station taco

Dirty prostitute cooch that you find in a dirty gas station ,truck stop or dirty stall.

I’m not feeling to well..... that gas station taco did a number on me!

Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?

by Delectablydelicious February 3, 2021