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When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.
gonna capture some piss n shit
something that is perfect
but for people with piss kinks
'Have you seen Simon Le Bon? He's piss perfect!'
A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies
“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”
“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”
when u piss on skittles and eat them
damn bro i love these piss skittles. skittle piss is awesome
A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.
Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?
Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.
You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.
He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"