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A highly distressing, aggressive, watery form of diarrhea. The sort that requires the victim to station him or herself very close to the bathroom for the duration of their illness, lest they be caught short. Liquid Party Bum is different from your average bout of the shits, in that the discharge is effectively brown bowel-water that gushes uncontrollably when released. The accompanying sound is equally unpleasant, and has been known to haunt those that hear it for the rest of their lives. Those suffering from LPB are, almost invariably, housebound for the duration of their illness.
Steve: "Where's Tony at? I though he was linkin' us here at 7?"
Richard: "Nah bruv, dude went to some ghetto curry house last night.... today man's got Liquid Party Bum like you wouldn't believe..."
Steve: "Allow Tony then... he's a wasteman anyway..."
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A micromanaging bridesmaid (read: not the Maid of Honor) who takes it upon herself to boss around or bully another bridesmaid at a basic girl wedding. Usually it's because the rest of the bridesmaids are a tight knit clique or friends based on work, and the targeted one is either the brides relative, or childhood estranged friend, so she will assume the chosen target is not competent. The bridal party including bride in this situation are usually basic or woo girls and are besties, except the target. Often seen paying more attention than necessary to what her target is doing, and either telling her what to do, as target is already doing it, or double checking that the target did said task, since the "other" can't be trusted since she's not 'in'.
The BPB is almost never caught or called out by anyone else and usually, since the target isn't in their crowd, the target won't ever be believed that this person is a total shitcunt since she's a bestie of everyone else. The BPB knows this and works it to her advantage.
In her circle of friends, this girl is usually the bitchy one, and feels it's justifiable.
She usually has this personality too, because she's also the least pretty one.
When I was a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding, this total bitch had to hover over every move I made! She was a total bridal party bitch!
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Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"
Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"
Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"
Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
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The Grand Hypocrisy Party (GHP) is also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) or the Republican party also known as the Repugnicant Party. They say one thing and do another. Their stated ideology is completely intellectually inconsistent and filled with hypocrisy.
The Grand Hypocrisy Party says that they believe in small government, yet what they mean is small enough to fit into your bedroom and personal life where they insist on legislating their own narrow minded morality. They say they believe in fiscal discipline, complain about deficit spending, yet advocate tax cuts for the top 2% of the ultra wealthy and yet don't even pretend to offer a way to pay for them. They say they believe in the Constitution yet have acted to undercut the Constitutional rights of the People and advocate amending the Constitution and abolishing Amendments that guarantee people fundamental rights!
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a collaboration of seniors, juinors, and sophmores from north shore who buy way too many 12 packs and play drinking games from about 8:30-1 am. during this time the boys, who get farely drunk and usually have a cigarette behind one ear, a beer in one hand a dutch in the other and reak of weed, hookup with the first tipsy girl they stumble upon.
the night would not be complete with a visit from the local law enforcement, who shine their flashlights into your face until your partially blinded in one eye and repeat the phrase "party's over kids".
north shore party
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a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!
"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"
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(n.) When a male ejaculates on the inside of a female's sleep pants and then asks her to wear them.
At the Front St. Halloween party Butchy Tiger invited Dorkis Crapsaddle to a Phillipsburg pajama party.
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