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measuring tape game

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.

Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."

by eastcoastpaperboy September 5, 2010

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car jack game

video game characterized by stealing cars and causing mayhem...

i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...

by francojean23 November 9, 2007

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


japanese game show

Japanese game shows are a type of television entertainment only a japanese person can create. (Because... Japan...) Japanese game shows can be literally ANYTHING! For example; It could be an ordinary quiz, or a massive international samurai sausage spongebob-related goat rodeo parkour world championships. WITH GUNS! All this in three words; "Japanese Game Show!" (No hate)

-Guess what! I watched a japanese game show yesterday!
-Really?
-Yeah! You should watch one too.
-Yeah, I did watch one two months ago.. but...
-..?
-... *leaves the room*

by YeahBaba21 May 16, 2017


The World's Hardest Game

One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.

You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?

What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!

Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.

by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2021


Game Dev Tycoon

Game Dev Tycoon is a PC simulation game where you have to create games, recieve ratings by companies and become the company that dominates the gaming industry. Your games can be on any of the big consoles, but with different names (ex. the sega genesis is now vena oasis and the nintendo gamecube is now ninvento gamesphere). The game was developped by Greenheart Games and it recieved a 10/10 by steam and a 3.5/5 by Metacritic.

haha i just made a game called "call of booty" on game dev tycoon

by JeromeAlbert December 16, 2014


Weekly Elite Gaming

A group of top notch gamers that post YouTube videos about their elite games. WEG (short for Weekly Elite Gaming) currently consists on 5 of the best global gamers that post myriad types of games. They guys at WEG are not typical gamers though, they have outside lives as well. For example, they are all in to sports and have won All-American awards.

Example 1
Person 1- Dude, did you see WEG's new video?
Person 2- Ya man, I wish I was as good as them at gaming.

Example 2
Person 1- Bro, they guys at WEG also play sports man.
Person 2- ikr, they're multi-talented. Weekly Elite Gaming rules! ;)

by A reporter June 27, 2011


My Math Game

A way a child prodigy embarrasses a man in the mathematic subject.

Y’all are showing up my math game

by Alex Walters May 22, 2019