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2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.
1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)
3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake
Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.
A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.
Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
The best tasting cake with the worst name.
This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.