Random
Source Code
Random
n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem
I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger
A term for intoxicants consumed in drink form, typically alcohol and/or GHB.
If she has any more bad water and she is gonna regret it when the hangover hits in the morning.
Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma