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After achieving anal prolapse tickling the rosebud with tip of dick
It’s so cute when he gives Me dragonfly kisses after hard anal
A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.
Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.
On the 9th of February
If you see or meet anyone with the name Lee - Kiss
Anywhere on his body
It’s national kiss lee day, come here lee
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is
Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
Smoking that Mary Jane Wana, that weed that kush, that zaza
“Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler
“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler
“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)
Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”