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Old town rock and roll means:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
To use a link to send someone to a clip of the movie Mac and Me, making them believe that they're going to see a movie clip starring actor Paul Rudd. Most famously used on Conan O'Brien.
I thought I was going to see a trailer for the new Ant-Man movie but it was a Rudd Roll.
An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
A stellar standard of serving-sized bread-loaves by which others are compared.
Everyone knows dat Gramma's baking is always da best, so her tasty flour-creations are ideal roll-models for aspiring cooks to emulate.
To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.
Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.
When ur tripping so hard that ur eye start rolling but you are still rolling dem blunts
Im so rolland roll right now I'm not able to roll a joint
when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send
I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up