the N*dot C*dot

the N*dot C*dot N.C., North Carolina

I was born and raised in the N*dot C*dot

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You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"

Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?

Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?

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Plan L-M-N-O-P

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.

aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight

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kewl n u smokn ot

The paradox of being referred to as cool and hot both implying favourability

Yah, yakewl n u smokn ot.

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O P E N 🅱OOB

G O D JOINED

O P E N 🅱OOB - GOD'S WAY OF ATTRACTING FEMALES

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m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕

something a glitched person would say.

m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕, is not a bad pokemon, is it?

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turkey flavored now n later

toe sweat

dude u really need to handle ur turkey flavored now n laters

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