Plan L-M-N-O-P

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.

aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight

kewl n u smokn ot

The paradox of being referred to as cool and hot both implying favourability

Yah, yakewl n u smokn ot.

O P E N 🅱OOB

G O D JOINED

O P E N 🅱OOB - GOD'S WAY OF ATTRACTING FEMALES

m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕

something a glitched person would say.

m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕, is not a bad pokemon, is it?

turkey flavored now n later

toe sweat

dude u really need to handle ur turkey flavored now n laters

T H I N C E

Similar to pog and poggers, T H I N C E

is a twitch related term, however it's purpose differs as it's meant to confuse the streamer

Viewer:

T H I N C E

Streamer:
What?

W-I-E-N-E-R

W-hen the person you want to hang out with can’t hang out and all you’re doing

I-s laying in bed all day because they can’t hang out or they don’t want to hang out and your overthinking

E-verything because you think that they hate you because they might because You

N-ever know and

E-very little thing is making you mad because same
R-ight now which means that person is a wiener.

He’s such a W-I-E-N-E-R