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Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!
when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.
Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself
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Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.
O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.
Typically a form that involves deception, most commonly shoving butter into someone and spreading it like a wave to form a galaxy wave that looks like butter. Usually, this is done to anger someone and make them have trust issues for the rest of their lives.
As a prank, I decided to do the butter wave on my friend, he slipped and cracked his head open because I didn't know butter was slippery.
When an insanely attractive human being is associated with a boring or unattractive human being
"Yo bro I asked Chloe out and she accepted"
" looky here we got our selves a perfect example of hot sauce on butter"
When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.