Mum

The one who loves you the most and never puts herself before you. The one who loves you to the moon and back, the one who has loved you since the day you were born, but has been loved by you your entire life.

I love my mum.

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Blow career

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.

"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."

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hot sauce on butter

When an insanely attractive human being is associated with a boring or unattractive human being

"Yo bro I asked Chloe out and she accepted"

" looky here we got our selves a perfect example of hot sauce on butter"