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“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”
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Similar to Pink Eye, Green Eye is an eye infection caused by a female queefing in your eye. Symptoms include grittiness/irritation and a stringy green discharge that forms a crust around the infected eye.
This girl queefed in my face and now I have green eye.
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The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".
Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye
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What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
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when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames
You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome
NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE
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A camera lens that produces the sickest photos
take a cool picture with that fish eye lens!
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When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.
I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!
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