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Texting your life away

A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.

*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*

by Alibaster Snair January 18, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Please discontinue your life

Kill yourself.

Please discontinue your life.

by Hi, I'm Steve March 7, 2018

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Life is like a Circle Graph

Something the wise Mr. Scott once said.

Mr. Scott: β€œVote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”

Everyone who hears: β€œOmg Mr. Scott all the way!”

by Mr. Scott’s Agent September 29, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

by Comedi October 7, 2006

33πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.

"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


thug life what's good.

a saying that only epic tumbling niggas would get.

boy: TLWG?
girl: what's that supposed to mean?
boy: thug life what's good.

by tumblinn' July 23, 2010

29πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


the best day of my life

The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you

Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"

by Not a Joo September 1, 2005

23πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž