Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

pink fresh meat taco

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

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day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

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Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.

My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

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off the meat market

to be bangin,awesome,great

damn that weed was off the meat market!

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beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

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slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

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