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Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.
$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.
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The need to poop EXTREMELY bad to the poin it starts to come out and leaves brown marks on your underwear, also farting is dangerous.
Hey hows it goin?
Oh its good. OMG I NEED TO POOP!
Nice dude.
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LA doggs hanging & snooping forkin the pooch
bangin my crib bud poop n snoop in walks dogg he started forkin my pooch man when its hot in LA is hot!
yo bud U want poop n snoop or just lick some horhound
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Someone calling your shit poop is them saying, "Man, you're full of shit."
When you are being hypocritical someone can rightfully call your shit poop.
Scott: "Hey Blue, you surfing the net at work again?"
Bill: "Hey Scott, weren't you just on HotOrNot.com again?"
Katie: "Damn. Bill just called your shit poop."
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Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
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just a funny name to call one of your friends that's acting like a dipshit or just because you're getting sick of other names to call them.
lets go get some food you poop ass butt scrape.
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When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
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