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A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years
Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something
Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock
When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket
*after undressing*
-how do you like them?
-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum
A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR
A slut who just got gang banged and had all 8 guys cum on her at the same time, therefore she walks around dripping cum until she cleans her nasty ass up.
Sarah is one nasty bitch. She had a line of guys coming out of her house the other day, and sometimes 8 at a time were going in. When they were done she walked outside to make sure she got them all, and she was soaked with cum from head to toe. The gay guy across the street then called her a cum dripping whore as he was getting head from the mailman.
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The most cursed image ever created. An evil cum golem that leads the labour party. A shitpost of mass destruction banned under treaty of prohibition of nuclear images.
do not search twitter for this.
The Kier Cum Golem made me so sick that shit came out of my mouth.
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Made popular by the Bloodhound Gang in the song with the same name, to do something magna cum nada is the direct opposite of magna cum laude (with great praise; with high honor). Instead of doing something good, you really mess things up.
It is used to describe when you pass something, but with the bare minimum. If you get 50% on a test when you need 50%, then you have finished the test magna cum nada.
1. I almost didn't pass my exam, I passed magna cum nada.
2. Man, this year has been so bad. I've really messed things up with my girlfriend, I've been magna cum nada.
3. So I was taking out the trash yesterday for the first time in like a month, and my Mom was saying "You really do stuff magna cum nada".
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A warning given near the end of coitus, usually directed toward a female from a male
Guy having sex with girl: "I'm gonna cum!"
Girl: *Covers face or whatever else she doesn't want the splooge to get on*
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