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You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)
Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob
Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)
I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT
Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....
John: Well You Know What They Say!
Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video
When a game dev/ company fucks up a update to balance something.
Person 1: Bro, Epic games increased the fire rate of the pump. As if it wasnt oppresive enough.
Person 2: That's a certified Riot Moment.
When your force your dog into sex
Bro,vanity moment is bad
when you go through the dang window how tf does that happen?!!!
yo that was a total window moment
There are four different keiffer moments , and for all of them you may refer to them as a "keiffer moment" or even "pulling a keiffer"
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.
Friend 1: *pulling a keiffer moment (definition 4)*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*
Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap
a universal moment in everyone’s life when u suspect ur hair of thinning or falling out.
I over processed my hair and it fell out. I had a box dye induced alopecia moment.