keiffer

the coolest guy ever usually the social glue that holds a group of people together in times of need

did you see that he pulled a keiffer and kept the group of ex's together even throught the socially awkward breakups

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Keiffer

Term to describe someone who is flawless, confident and lucky AF. People tend to copy this individual but can never match the true awesomeness of trying to #beakeiffer

Omg did you just see that epic transition? He’s a true keiffer.

Lift yourself up it will be ok, be a keiffer

keiffer moment

When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right neam

(Person): Hey Freind 1, i mean Freind 2, I mean Freind 3, I mean Freind 4 sorry

(Freind 4):You pulled a Keiffer moment didn't ya

Keiffer Wallace

A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.

I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.

keiffer moment

There are four different keiffer moments , and for all of them you may refer to them as a "keiffer moment" or even "pulling a keiffer"
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.

Friend 1: *pulling a keiffer moment (definition 4)*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*