p()()n!$ 3@737

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!

whoa i totally dig that p()()n!$ 3@737!!!! 11!!1

fo sho i'd tap daT p()()n!$ 3@737!

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P I C N I C

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For the person who knows nothing about computers except basic tasks like turning it on and off and reading their email. Are you having a P I C N I C?

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C R I N G E

An attack of odd feeling that make you want to just sit there and shake while trying to crush your own bones by shaking.

3 yr old girl's name in game: "kityysparklespretty11"
everyone who is mentally fit: c r i n g e a l e r t

I'm Making Fucking Mac N Cheese

when you're making mac n cheese and nobody can stop you.

Broly: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP M-

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Volkswagen, "VW", or "V Dub" (n.)

1.Literally meaning "Vagina wet," it's a play off the male term, "dick wet."

Volkswagen, "VW", or "V Dub" (n.)

1. "Hey Sidney How was that party? Did you get your Volkswagen last night?"

2. "Hey bitch, you lookin' to get your Volkswagen tonight?"

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sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

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M O U N K I Y S M A N K E

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T

"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

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