geek out with your meat out

Geek out to video games, chat rooms, blogging, etc. with your penis exposed.

Geek Out with your Meat Out!

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You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

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give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.

Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

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bussin head to da white meat

Meaning to split someone's head open to the skull.

I love bussin head to da white meat!

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schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

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purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

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