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A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.
Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.
Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz
Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine
Suck an egg a sane for many to use L0L its t00 c|asIc t0 n0t use L0L
Please go and Suck an egg. that's all.
Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.
Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”
So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG
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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???
suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:
Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?
Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.
Both: For the motherland.