Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?
the greatest guitarist of all time.
john frusciante playing don't forget me live
A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.
I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top
He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks
When someone sits on your face and drools.
She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.
A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist
Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist