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The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"
"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."
"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.
"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what
oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)
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n, a type of hit in which you are hit in the face with the knucles of someones hand this hurts more then an average slap and somettimes more than a punch. v, the action of this
dude1: dude whats wrong with your jaw it looks like you were hit in the face with a lead pipe
dude2: that fucking cunt steve knucle slaped me
if there is a hoe is your life then slap them and hit them like no other
time to slap a hoe!!
The act of rolling a condom over ones had and spreading the fingers so the hand resembles Aquaman's hand and proceeding to slap others.
Please Aquaman slap my little brother in the face.
Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd
"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"