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The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.
Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.
When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.
Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.
Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.
The individual known as Soli on discord
"Did you actually send him a big black cock!?" - Vicar
"No I sent him MIIIiiiiiiIIIINNNnnnnEEEEEE" - Soli 2022
Typical Mexican Gaslight behavior