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When you reach the most extreme boredom level of all time and wish that you could leave the planet Earth.
John: I'm so bored. I just typed qszwdxefcrgvthbyjnukmil,o;.p'/
The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!
The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?
Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!
Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…
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Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.
This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge
She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.
A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!