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bar mitzvah slut

1) A young girl of the age of twelve or thirteen two gives oral sex to young gentlemen in the stalls during a bar mitzvah party. Typically, these girls are JAP's who think they need to give head to prove themselves.

2) A old dirty girl who likes to pleasure herself with toys in the stalls of a bathroom during a bar mitzvah party, usually followed by exploding diarrhea. Typically, she can be notified by 6 tattoos on her face, and four on her lower thigh. They are too ugly to live and prey on young boys about the age of 6.


Ted: Oh my god, that girl squelched my cum.
Andrew: Ewww she's such a bar mitzvah slut!
Jacob: I gotta get me one of those

Bergs: I just heard a lady pleasure herself in the bathroom.
Speen: Did you see the exploding diarrhea? She was probably a bar mitzvah slut, those old bitches are crazy.

by soccerman93 March 31, 2009

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Cookie Cutter Slut

A girl who wears a "The North Face" jacket in combination with "Uggs" boots giving her the exact same appearance as every other girl you see

Look at those cookie cutter sluts, they are all wearing the same jacket and boots.

by Mr. Havesomefuckingoriginality January 10, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


big jugged sluts

A T.V. show played between 2 and 4 a.m. on most weekdays and weekends. It can be found on the Playboy channel and contains sluts, jugs, whores, skanks, and teets. Usually 2 per girl. Sometimes 3. Its widest audience is those who live in trailor parks. Aka, rednecks. But in a close 2nd are those who stay in high class hotels. Or motels.

OOOOhhh daddy! Big Jugged Sluts just came on!

by Sophia11111 August 23, 2008

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Slut Muffin

A trashy looking girl that always has her love handles spilling over her jeans (muffin top) and looks like she sleeps around a lot.

#1: See that girl making out with that guy over there?
#2: Her? She looks like a slut muffin.
#1: She is. I did her last night.

by smoochmagooch16 March 25, 2010

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Slut Puppet

A girl you convince to fuck your friend

She's such a slut puppet, I talked her into fucking Larry

by Eddie O Spaghetti O November 2, 2009

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The Slut Poseโ„ข

When a girl thinks she's slim thick by sucking in her stomach and popping out her flat chest and flat ass. Her body literally looks like the letter S.

"Aye, did you see this pic Nicole sent me?"
"Nah man, she lookin' like the 19th letter of the alphabet."
"Nigga, she ain't doin' The Slut Poseโ„ข."

by Renzom July 31, 2017

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One-Off Slut

A woman who sleeps with a man after the first date (or first few dates)---and then spends the entire 'relationship' backtracking from the bed, trying to get to know the soul of a man---whose dick she has already had in her mouth.

As in: the equivalent of trying to switch on a lamp, without first plugging it in.

"John saw Mary as a One-Off Slut, because she dropped her panties for a few beers."

by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018

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