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A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.
It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!
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I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.
you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD
your homework: bruh
old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas
well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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The person in a household who farts the most and has the smelliest and loudest farts.
In our family of five, my mom is the fart star.
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Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.
"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"
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When you comment or post on facebook, but misspell or make a grammatical error, delete it, and not post again to avoid annoying your friends.
Friends post: Going to a lil wayne concert!
Comment 1: He suuucks
Facebook fart: He isn't sick, he's I'll
The facebook fart is then quickly deleted and a corrected version is not posted.
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A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.
Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.
John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.
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