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When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.
-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
Black Mexican food is a combination of Jackie Moist and Ace, a more mathematical way is Jackie Moist + Ace = Black Mexican Food.
damn did you try black Mexican food?
"You mean ace and Jackie Moist?"
Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.
Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN
Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
When you don’t get paid on time
When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday
When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period
I had to take the Mexican Detour