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A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
When a sexy boy named jackson gives you some cake
I got jacksons cake.
When one is a strawberry nonce cake
"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"
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The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.
Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls
When you nut in a girl and eat her out right after.
Someone: I gave her the icing on the cake
Someone else: ew what the fuck is wrong with you