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When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.
Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!
Another name for cocaine or crack
Aye esse you got that Mexican baby powder
Yeah homes you got the bands
Yeah how bout we got hit this up
Aight
Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza
Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza
The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?
Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court
That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!
The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Getting hair and makeup done for holidays by professionals
“Maria isn’t a fancy Mexican, she’s just regular”