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If someone plays a song and you think it’s a BANGER this is what you do say
- *playing a banger*
- OOH OOH WHAT IS THIS FOR PURRLÅT??
A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."
In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."
Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"
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A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.
Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"
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A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.
In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.
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What you ask a person when you want to know where they're at sexually.
Guy: Girl, you fine AF
Girl: Thanks
Guy: What's your 20?
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A cliche of debatable validity.
On one side, this phrase may be seen to be reassuring, allowing a person to accept the ills of their life, whatever those might be, with grace, knowing that with effort, or wisdom, those ills can be surmounted, or even changed into something positive.
On the other side, this meaning can be seen to be irrelevant; the phrase ultimately becomes empty, asking a person to acquiesce to, in the form of the acceptance of "the good with the bad", the ill of the modern world in any or all of its forms.
Torture Victim 1: Life is what you make it. They cut off our hands. At least we don't need 'em to eat with. No food tonight.
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A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"
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