Minimize Back Up Plan

The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..

Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn

Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"

Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing

Kid fucked!

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Nickity Nack the Pattys Back

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person

Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!

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"quack quack spot back"

A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wisconsonian dialect.

I claimed "quack quack spot back", but my buddy stole my seat anyway.

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Gweet back to you

To 'Get back to you' via twitter, in the form of a tweet.

Stacy: @DebLovesGS Hey the party's tonight...you coming?

Deb: @StacyXOXO I'll gweet back to you after I have decided.

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come-back tour

When you think that your bowl or bong is no longer hittable and it surprises you with another round of smoking.

"Dude, it's on the come-back tour!"

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Baeby back ribs

The sexual act of licking barbeque sauce off of your significant others genitals (e.g. your baeby).

Man: I want my baeby back baeby back baeby back chiliiiiis....baeby back ribs....!!!
Woman: what the fuck are you sa--
Man: BARBEQUE SAUCE!
Woman: ok just this night then...

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Turn your back

To ignore someone or something.

The girl gladly turned her back on suffering if there were no donations or dollar signs involved, as she held nothing sacred enough not to turn her back on it. She said she wouldn't when they asked her would you turn your back?

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