n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
After a night of drinking and fast food your first bowel movement is liquid diarrhea that looks like Hot Chocolate.
This morning after a night of partying Joey started his day with A Hot Chocolate
What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.
Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*
When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it
Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit
The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.
This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.
German name for amphetamines used by soldiers in tanks to stay awake for three days.
We stayed awake with panzer chocolate.
When a man pretends to be a Pig searching for truffles in his girlfriends anus during sex, sticking his nose in there and taking a huge whiff.
I went looking for Chocolate Truffles with Cindy last night!
Nice bro did you find any?
Pleanty broo.