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(A repeat of a sexual service performed by ladies in waiting during the Renaissance. In contemporary terms- Masters and Johnson seem to suggest that it was pleasurable and had something to do with Peanut Butter, Soy Milk, Haddock and tasteful cuff links, often performed in the parking lot of an Applebee's.)
For more information on Another Cuff Job see Cuff Job.
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#Tim: Jess, gimme a blow job.
#Jess: What's that?
#Tim: Put my dick in your mouth and head band that shit!
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guy 1: hey dude what's that brown stuff on your face?
guy 2: oh i just gave your mum a rim job
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the action of licking ones asshole.
Did you hear Kyle gave Sarah a rim job!
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The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.
"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."
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Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.
-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!
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Exeter Job Corps Academy AKA: EJCA is a place where juvenile delinquents such as myself & homeless kids come and get a so called 'education & job training'. most who attend here are 18+ and get treated as though they're 5 years old. walking on the grass: 5$ dollar fine, facial piercing: 2$ fine, cussing out a teacher whose being a douchebag to you: write-up plus a negative. The food here either makes you constipated or have to shit every 10 minutes. curfew is at 10 and you have to do major cleanup and clean up after a bunch of assholes you cannot stand. all the girls sleep with each other while none of the guys get laid unless you lucky. pretty much everybody is a scumbag or once was. the RA's barely speak English & only a few of them are actually decent and let you get away with shit. the security people think theyre the shit because they're higher authority than you. before you come here they make this place look so wonderfull wen really its a hellhole and a half. not to mention the weirdest creature and insects lurk there and ejca once was a part of the ladd school aka Rhode Island institute for the feeble minded. You get paid every 2 weeks and that 27.01 makes you soupt off your ass wen you get it then within 30 minutes its spent on Newports and a bottle of cheap vodka if you're staying the weekend there.
person 1: bro, did you here diane got terminated for smokin on no smoking thursday?
person 2: you serious? they gotta cut that bullshit we're all fucking adults nd if we wanna light a damn cigarette then so be it. fuck exeter job corps academy dude it's like we're incarcerated.
person 1: im sayin' dude .
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