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Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
When a baby gets hit by a car.
Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!
Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!
PISS TASTES YUMMY WHEN YOU DRINK IT OUT OF YOUR BFS pp
LIKE ITS A STRAW
CHAD: DID YOU DRINK PISS LAST NIGHT
OLLIE: YEAH....
The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.
"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"